As Blues-L Turns (defintely no blues content)

Poul K. Faarup upkf@gallup.dk
Fri Jul 18 04:02:30 EDT 1997


Funniest mail I've read for months...

Poul

> >Welcome to another episode of "As The Blues-L Turns".  Which asks the
> >questions:  Will Ruth Vadi finally convince "the list" that Max, though
> >mad, is magnificent?  Will she convince Max?  Stay tuned while she
> >carefully paraphrases and explains each post regardless of it's
> content.
> >Will she continue to profess her love for her detractors and critics.
>
> Of course, now let me explain....
> >
> >Will Don Cicchetti quit his impressive high paying position at the
> >University and agree to finance an instrumental Mad Max blues ukulele
> album
> >and become Max's agent?
> >
> >Will "Bob" get his money from "The Deadbeat" and still get to keep his
> old
> >78s?
> >
> >Will we soon know the ages of all the list members and recognize the
> >significance?
> >
> will the female bluesellers finally admit their real ages?
>
> >Will the health minded and/or vegetarian subscribers quit going to
> blues
> >festivals and invest their vacation money in hog futures and start
> eating
> >chittllins?
> >
> >Will Ian Angus continue coming up with the great one liners?
> >
> >Will the good Delta Doctor ever get over the Moody Blues?
> >
> >Please, come back tomorrow for another session on "The Great Internet
> Blues
> >Chat Line'', where you can say"hi" to your pals, jive with your gals
> and
> >share your good humor with folks from all locales.
> >
> .... and maybe answer the burning questions:
>
> * Will Jim Stafford form a band with Ray Stevens and Weird Al Yankovic?
>
> * Who is the most flatulent member of blues-l?
>
> * How close will Max and Ruth get to Texas before their 1973 motorhome
> breaks down?
>
> * will Wild Bill continue to pee in the sink?
>
> (sorry I could not resist.  This made me laugh so hard I had to shut my
> office door)
>
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Poul K. Faarup





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